the inZane life: 09.09

I've got a new friend. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. His name is Ryan. He has no hair, just like me. He is really nice but we have a hard time communicating. He smiles a lot and I mumble things that don't make things, so it's kind of awkward when we hang out. The cool thing is that since he is half my age, I can teach him all about life and what to expect. Although I can't talk to him, we look into eachothers eyes and I send him information through telepathy, or in our case, telebabypathy. We played for like 5 hours last week and this week we are going apple picking. I love apple picking because mom and baba bite the apples and just hand them over to me and then I suck the shit out of them, shit being the juice of the apple. Dad told me that he wants me to pick him a new Mac Book Pro when we are apple picking but I don't know what that means. He is weird.

Anywhoooo. Uncle Jon (Mahoney), dad's friend from college who got married in Buffalo a few months back, came to visit for a little bit. He was in town on business and he decided to pay the Zane master a visit. We hugged, laughed, and rolled around. I gotta go, things are about to get crazy.

One Love.

- Zane

I am trying to grab Ryan's butt.

I GOT HIM!

Stop leaning on me, I'm going to grab your head!

I taught Ryan how to sit up in the Bumbo chair! Woot!

Jon and Zane!

Top 10 Sweet Things I did this Past Week

1. Had a surprise visit from Uncle Sol, dad's friend from medical school who is doing his intern year in Austin, Texas! Go Longhorns! (sorry dad, he told me to say that!)

2. Went home to Syracuse and went to lunch with Great Grandma Bolton (Grandma Black's mom)! She held me, I got to sit in the high chair at the table, and I got to hear about how crazy dad was as a child!

3. Got to meet Aunt Christine Sopp, dad's best friend Sean's mom! She held me and loved me and kissed me and told me how great I was. It was great to finally meet her!

4. Got to spend time with family and have a slumber party at Grandma and Grandpa Black's. I got to see Uncle Jason and Aunt Leah and Grandma and Grandpa and cousins Sophia and Talia and Aunt Niki!

5. Went to Temple for Rosh Hashana and got to go up on the Bima to celebrate my first Jewish New Year! I also got to meet tons of new people at Temple!

6. Got to see Great Grandma and Great Grandpa Black, aunt Debbie, and others at Great Grandparents' Blacks house!

7. Went to lunch at Aunt Regina and Uncle Bob's house and got to see my cousins Daniel, Jeremy, and Jordan!

8. Went Apple Picking and sucked on mucho Apples!

9. Got babysat by Grandma and Grandpa Black, Aunt Leah and Uncle Jason, and Uncle Jason's parents Phyllis and Frank, while mommie and daddie went to see Syracuse football win their first game of the season!

10. Celebrated dad's 29th birthday. Someone is getting old and it's not me....

Uncle Sol and me, doing the Longhorn!